She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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