how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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