Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We need to get me chipped asap
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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