Sry I called you an 8
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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