is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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