Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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