can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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