Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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