shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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