Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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