we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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