seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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