the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
oh god the rape fog is back!
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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