I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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