is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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