TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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