So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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