Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
