Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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