Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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