Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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