Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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