My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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