I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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