So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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