I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
