I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Where is the hickey?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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