Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You've changed since you got that strap on
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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