And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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