Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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