Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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