I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Shame - the story of my life.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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