i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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