I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Drake has all the answers
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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