i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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