He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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