Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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