doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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