I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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