I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
