I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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