For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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