My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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