i used baking grease as lip gloss
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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