i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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