Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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