Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think your dad took our porno
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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