Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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