i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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