ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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