Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I am available for nakedness
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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